A blonde walks into the store, walks up to salesman and goes id like to buy this refrigerator, the man replies, sorry we dont sell to blondes. So she goes home and dies her hair green and comes back. "Sir id like to buy this refrigerator" the man replies. Sorry we dont sell to blondes...... Frustrated she goes home and shaves her head bald. Comes back and goes up to the guy again. " id like to buy this fridge" he replies again "sorry we dont sell to blondes" finally annoyed she goes "alright how do you know im a blonde?" He goes "ma'am thats a toaster"