Would you Rather?...

Apple products. If I was given the money. Then i'd give them to a local school because the only thing I like from apple is the iphone/ipod.

Would you rather have a rich ugly spouse, or a poor good looking spouse.

 

Rich ugly spouse$$$

Would u rather get shot in the head or in the heart

 

Heart

Would you rather poop kittens or monkeys

 

Poop monkeys. The kittens could die of the weight. ?

Would you rather help to save a old person who fell down, or help a playboy/playgirl with her luggage/items?

 

Old person who fell down

Would you rather have a bionic eye or a bionic ear?

 

Bionic ear

Would you rather be invisible or fly

 

be invisible.



be eaten alive by a tiger or shark

 

By a shark


Kiss a gay poor ugly stripper who has HIV or kiss a rich guy who has dog poop on his mouth has bad breath and eats camel spit

 

Gay poor ugly stripper


Would you rather lick a foot with a infected toe that has fungus or lick a three day old dead rat.

 

Lick the rat



Would u rather eat a year old sandwich or a year old apple?

 

Sammich 

Would you rather get shagged by a fat old lady or an obese man?

 

Old lady


Would you rather lick a fat mans arm pit once a day or lick a hobos foot every other day?

 

 Fat man


Would you rather have no nails or have no hair at all

 

No hair ill be just like this guy 



Would you rather be chase by a lion once a year or having to dance everywhere you go?

 

Dance everywhere I go. No death potiential.

Super strength or flight?

 

Flight ? ill never be late again



Would you rather be hungry every day for the rest of your life or having to live with you mouth open all the time?

 

Hungry everyday? I mean that's normal



Would you rather chew me slowly or swallow whole? 

 

Chew slowly


Would you rather live with a hundred untamed lions or get eaten by a dodo bird?

 

Dodo bird [\color]

would you rather be rich and ugly or a hobo and pretty [\color]

 

This color thing isnt working