Most of these ideas require nothing but yourself. Some of them may only amuse you for a few minutes at a time, however, they are quite funny. Blink wildly and then close your eyes really tight for an interesting light show See a variety of blobs, stars and flashes. Try to make out shapes and see if your subconscious is trying to send you a message (perhaps that funny shape is saying, 'send all your noodles to Brooke!). Try to not think about giraffes This is especially hard, because by trying too much, you remember what you were trying to avoid thinking of. If you try too little, you end up thinking about giraffes anyway. Use your secret mind power Pick a passing by and try to use your mind power to command them do something, like drop their bag or knock into someone. The law of averages dictates that sooner or later one of your mind commands will come true, so you can convince yourself that you really have super human powers and waste even more time trying them out. Pretend you're a robot Walk down the street with mechanical movements, adding 'zzzzzt' sounds with each motion. Pretending to have a motor broken in, say, your left hand can add at least 30 seconds more entertainment. Rate randomers Secretly award passers by marks out of ten as you go along, offering (unsaid) expert criticism over their clothing, hairstyle and footwear choices. Try to swallow your tongue There's not much to say about this one. It is possible, but really stupid. Create a weird twitch Adopt a bizarre twitch (e.g. flicking your head irregularly, twitching with eye or busting out sporadic cough noises) and try it out when you go shopping. Pretend to be chased by a jogger If you see a jogger coming towards you, run in front of them, whilst filming yourself on your phone and screaming "No! Please! Leave me alone!". Try and auction off your belongings to strangers Attempt to sell your broken clock radio to a passer by for $30. Thanks for reading!Never again shall you be bored!
Swallowing your tongue is hard though. It took me years of practice The light show is amazeballs btw Yeah, I'm bored
lol this was funny i tried swallowing my tongue and my mom look at me and said,"whaat r u doing" Me:swallowing my tongue. Her: ash there is some many things im unsure about about u. add she just walked away.