I like to write them long ass threads. That make everybody want to scream. And I know you wish you could kill me. But frankly......I don't give a fuck 'bout you. Like fuck off bruh, and go chiiiiiiiill That's actually not true I care a lot about people and their opinions. On that note, ignore everything you read up there ? That was straight cray. Who the hell talks like that?! Psssssssssssst!!!!! Alice........you do, when you haven't taken your meds bahahaha I kid. I don't meds (that's why I'm crazy) Tra-la-la ? Back to the topic!!!!! I've been feeling pretty lovey-dovey lately. No, lol there's no new guy or anything.... #ForeverAlone. (*le gasp* a hash tag!!!) It's just the mood I've been in. Like all my friends are in relationships and stuff which is awesome. I'm not jealous I'm one of those people that seriously just enjoys love. Even I'm experiencing it through someone else Couples are sooooooooooo cute. #CUTENESSoverload ??? (cherry and Lois or Kylie and Justin on here) In real it would be my friend Rachel and her boyfriend Cameron. Took so much work to get those two together!!!! They're my babies!!! ? I have a serious problem I have no game. I'm dead serious. Do girls have game? Is that allowed? ? I don't know anything about this shit. What I mean is........I lack the natural ability to be in anyway charming or flirtatious around someone I genuinely like It's a curse!!!!! I can flirt with just about anyone I don't like. Which is probably how you know I'm not interested. If I'm flirting with you we're probably friends or I just enjoy messing with ya I'm not a thirsty hoe, I swear!!! Ask -Immortals-Kalla- Or Ireland I'm the worst hoe ever. I don't do a damn thing. Want me to shake it for you? Million dollars on the table now. I might shake my butterfinger at you. (I like flipping people off) I just......I just suck at expressing "feelings" and being all "flirtatious." I never know what to say I just clam up and babble a lot. ? I can't shut up. EVER!!!!! damn mouth! So if anyone has any tips for me or anything feel free to comment (or not, I mean who has time to read all of this?) P.S. Committed grammar nazis, I know I'm not supposed to start sentences with "and", but I did it anyways Sue me. (All other grammar mistakes are open for ridiculing)
Yes, Alice, you have failed me. Now go back to your cage and write 'my grammar will be perfect from now on' two hundred times.
?Just be like "I wanna be more than friends" then lean into him with your chest. Gets 'em every time.
I think even though you say you don't have game, I think you should be yourself wether someone needs more "flirt" for them to actualluy notice you. Being more talkative means you are easy to talk to, and someone would like to be friends with you quick. Just because you can't be the flirtiest and sexiest thing on the planet doesn't mean you can't point out your beautiful side.