Random!!!!!

To Go Strip At The Strip Club So I Could Stay Up All Niqht

 

And i spent all the momey i had so

 

Money*

 

i went home with some stranger i dont kow then u

 

Woke up and realized that it was...

 

It was real, so i kissed her cheek and whispered i love u

 

Have Me

 

I look down again and see a spider underneath the bed

 

I decided I had enough killingredients in my dreams so I got my dog to eat it the end

 

*Killing

 

Then I bought a pterodactyl from the Dino-store

 

Then I rode it into a police department

 

And I sang tunes by Barney

 

aND WENT TO the zoo and i ket my dino eat all the animals

 

Then my Dino started choking on panda bones

 

And i became monkey!lol

 

Im 103 yrs old

 

And i still do yoga xD

 

In my yoga class my instructor folded her self up in a spread eagle pretzel, and passed gas. Her flatulence became a cloud of toxic vapor! !!