So it's nearly 3:30 am. I just got home and I'm drunk. And I'm also fucking hungry. If you wonder why it's not written that bad, it's because of how lovely backspace and autocorrect are. Enough salads. I am hungry. And drunk. And home. So I decided I would make myself a bowl of rice. But what would be a bowl of rice without some bacon (1 pound) and some vodka? And also a candle. I freaking like candles. So yah, I'm currently pouring vodka on y bacon and in my bowl of rice. Looks like cereals. Seems pretty good... Or not. But I'm gon drunk it anywy. I'tl be fun as hell. But my parents kinda just got up because of the noise and they're mad at me. Like very mad. And I'm laughing because the rice makes a fun noise. Kinda like a Moose but different. Now I'm wasting some forum space but I don't kcare. I'm all fine with it. See ya.
Oh god. It's victorious as freakig Heavun fucking with a goddamn Stck of 64 bacons and some more vodka. Wow.