Random!!!!!

I yelled no one morns the wicked and went to Glinda

 

Then i mourned the wicked

 

Then I buried myself

 

But I dug to deep and fell in a underground lava river

 

Miraculously after almost being burned alive I was saved by singing chipmunks && some guy named dave

 

Came and taught me how to dance the polka, while he was teaching me a flying monkey named Alice walked by and said....

 

You only have 7 days to live. What are you going to do with your time and use it wisely

 

I say I will eat donuts and sit in front of the TV until I die of diabetes. As the seventh day approaches a fairy appears after I bite into one of the donut holes and grants me 3 wishes, I
Ask for....

 

More Donut Holes, A Steady Relationship, And An Infinite Supply Of Money!

 

then with my infinate supply of money i brought loads of donuts and

 

Strippers who...

 

fell of their poll and broke the legs when

 

Because they were eating so many donuts which turned them fat and the poor pole couldn't handle it so

 

so i decided to strip

 

The pole fell on the floor and crushed everyone when

 

And then it started raining choclate syrup and icecream with sprinkles and cherries so monkey and me decided to do the cha cha dance