Ass Ass 

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by SIimShady, Jul 22, 2013.

  1. Assassins creed literal trailer by Toby turner. I haven't made a thread in a long time so, I decided to make this because I'm bored!!

    I did not create any of this!

    Stargate, UbiSoft, SPARKLE
    A white matrix picks a date then faaaaaaaade.
    and people say Rome wasn't built in a dayyyyy - AH
    BLOOM TRANSITION
    The birds get the hell out of there.
    Because they know something's going down
    Is he gonna die?
    No, it's a medium shot.
    Pan, zoom, and slow-mo
    means he's the target.
    Mysterious hooded man watches
    (from a distance)
    Take a second to look awesome
    Time to go.
    Walk in slow-motion
    So you still look awesome.
    Guard just saw you,
    And he's gonna shot you.
    But don't mind him
    Just keep looking awesome.
    That shadow will take care of him
    WHITE! Guard says "Stop!"
    Just kill him with your awesome
    The other got it by an arrow so you're good.
    PART THE RED SEA
    Hopefully those guards have good armor
    No, they don't. Maybe they do
    They don't.
    Now act like you didn't do it.
    They're not buying it...
    Target comes out of his shelter
    He's distracted by a feather.
    He's like, "SHOOT ME!"
    He likes feathers.
    He looks up when he remembers
    Ooh, I LOVE birds!
    Nod at the bird and PEOPLE DIE
    Everywhere PEOPLE DIE
    Target doesn't die,
    HE'S FINE!
    Target sends horsemen to die.
    Kill the horse, the rider falls down.
    Kill the rider the rider falls down.
    Target's still fine.
    Target nods and some other guards
    that were hiding in pillars
    COME OUT
    and then take their formation
    then Target pulls out his sword
    then goes to smell his sword
    ...not sure why.
    Mysterious hooded man joined by
    other hooded people...
    YOUR'E NEXT.
    RUN-NING
    RUUUUUUUNNING
    SLOW MOTION JUMP ATTACK










    If you wanna here the full song google assassins creed literal trailer!Tell me what ya think!


    ?-Zack-?
     
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    Anywho.. I don't play Assassins Creed. O_O
     
  3.  Brit to funny!!
     
  4. Brit but neither do I I just like tobuscus!
     
  5. I love him too if we're talking about the same person.  I'm talking about a guy from YouTube.
     
  6. I'm toohe made this go watch it
     
  7.  I only watch things that Shane Dawson tells me to watch.
     
  8.  Not enough ass on this thread.
     
  9. Dumb ass there is now