TURTLES!!

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by DrKevorkian, Jul 20, 2013.

  1. Turtles ?I used to want one...My cousin's turtle bit her and urinated on her and that's when I decided I didn't want one. 
     
  2. That makes me want a Galapagos turtle. I mean, imagine a thief trying to... Well... Trying to steal your things. And your big Galapagos turtles come to the thief. So the thief is like "Lol... A huge turtle. Cute." And then the turtle is like "Watcha doin' in mah hood you lil' fucker?" And then the turtle bites the shit out of the thief... And urinate on the thief. Try to keep your ego intact after a turtle urinate on you and stopped you from committing a crime.
     
  3. It's like getting beat up by a girl as a child.... Shit doesn't turn out so well?
     
  4. My turtles name is Twerky
     
  5. I don't have a turtle yet, but I'm gonna do a duel terrarium one side is gonna be a python and the other side is gonna be a turtle
     
  6. Sharks are for pansies
     
  7. Turtles?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
     
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  9. Guys, not all green things are friendly, just to tell you. Like this guy:

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  10. me too.. love turtles. :3 i want the inflatable turtle too.. so cuute.. >3<