It's me again, >.< testing out some old stories I found digging through, 'who knows where' in my room... I though this would be interesting to post because it has a abnormal concept, and is written completely different than anything I've posted before. Well thanks for reading this annoying rambling...you know what I'll just start typing now --------------- Once upon a time, the starting of a million stories, and they lived happily ever after. The ending of a hundred stories. That's how it goes right? Well, Once upon a time there was me, nothing more nothing less. I didn't fall in love with a princess, have a wicked step-father, or find myself attacked by wolf. I always thought that I would stay a me, maybe I wasn't living, nor was I dead, I wasn't a witch, no I wasn't a demon, but I wasn't an angel. I didn't even know what I was. I appeared human, and knew everything they knew. Like how they idoled their gods, or neglected them. It was simple really, I didn't have an ending, or a beginning...I didn't have anything. So that meant I was a nothing. "Hey you?! How long are you gonna sit there?! You're in my seat!" A whiny old guy said screaming in my good eardrum, his breath drenched with alcohol and ginger. "I do not know, I will sit wherever I feel most comfortable," I simply said provoking him, it looked like I made him pretty mad. Since I had nothing to do, or lose I found it amusing. His little crew behind him snorted, making unruly remarks, "You b**ch, get off Grindal's seat! Do you know who he is?!" "Yeah you snot-nosed brat he's wanted in all of the free world!" "He just won't dice you, he'll slice you," I laughed, a cold humorous one as they escorted me to an abandoned parking lot. Their 'Grindal' who had been heavily drinking eyed me suspiciously. "What's your name kid?" "Sorry to be a little clichéd, but I have no name," I sighed. "Too bad, I like to know the names of the people I kill," He was provoking me, I smelled a nice intent to kill behind those words. He huffed his breath before his back expanded, his eyes bulging the shape of his body changing in size, as well as height immensely. "I knew you weren't human," I smirked. He grunted, Beware of the mighty Wolf, Grindal the Wolf from the three little pigs I scuffed, "The three little pigs? And here I thought you could sink no lower," You underestimate me, who said this was going to be a happily ever after ending? Soon nothing will ever end happily ever after "You honestly think I care?" Only those who have no story act as you do, join us, maybe we can make you into something worth killing "Hey old man, I'm going to get along now," I yawned, "It's almost my bedtime," Dare you ignore me? Then I will put you to sleep, PERMANENTLY "Hey then I'd miss breakfast? Brunch, Lunch, and Dinner," Foolish Mortal "Whoever said I was human?" I chuckled, before loosening the bars holding my grip. "You know I really thought this would be worth my time, until you started rambling," He thrusted his back hand at me knocking me off balance I tipped over on both sides before landing back on both feet. "Now you're speaking my language!" He grunted happily, awaiting my next move. Show me what you've got Mr. Perfect "Oh so you knew?" You are not dead, nor are you alive. You are not man, you are not demon, you are not god, you are not lucifer. You are different..all the stories have heard your name "Even Twilight? Honestly it was ridiculous," I said bowing. He nodded with a slight bob of his head tipping him forward, as if bowing to me, Let us begin ---------- I don't blame you if you don't read or like this I wrote it two years ago...I tried reviving it as best as I could~ though I hope you enjoyed! Yes there's like six other pages to this, but I've only found two. ~Cin
(;?*__*)/Bumpitus\(*__*? I will update later today~mm (maybe sideline guy) wish I had more readers, any lurkers that wanna come out? my stories are so lonely they need you readers...>><<
Finally...the update~ ----------- Let us begin With a flick of my wrist he flew backwards. He stood up looking horrified. Good, Good, show me the power the rumors say you posses "What power? I'm just a kid, remember?" He snorted charging towards me. When a large bell sounded. "Stop!" Yelled a man before landing infront of us. He stood up, his red spiky hair making him look as if he were some bandit, but...he wasn't. In one hand he held a sword, it looked like Hephaestus crafted it. "Woah, do I have to get some ticket for fighting?!" I nearly yelled, giving myself a simply horrified look. "No, but you oughta be more careful Perfect," said an ally removing himself from the dark Alley. His black hair gleaming as always. "Ah Harikana, what brought you here?!" "For the last time it's Arktum!" He growled his red eyes piercing through me. "This, we need you at the castle" he said holding a request form. The man between us sighed. "Edgar, the elite forces united, from beauty and the beast," he said sliding his sword in it's sheath. "Grindal come with me," Grindal, howled grunting an terrifying grunt. I will finish my battle, that's fine with you right...perfect I nodded, "It's easier to kill the doggy now!" I complained. Edgar stepped up, "I can be really ugly, I'm sure you who read my book know," he shot a look at me "If the wolf dies Mr. Perfect I'm not sure if the forces will let you go with a warning," I sighed scratching my head, "Hey Edgar um..no you see. People try to be noble, defending their honor by showing their strengths. This guy got pissed because I was sitting in his seat. I just need to beat the guy so he shuts up!" Edgar still stood upright, "I will not allow this, nobody's perfect, Sir Perfect," he said instantaneously disappearing with Grindal. "Just wait Perfect, we'll meet again," I sighed looking at Harikana, "Hey! Bud how's Snow, and uh, Dopey, Grumpy, Happy, Sneezy, Sleepy, Doc...ah and that other one!" "It's Bashful..anyways. Their good not my problem here, Per–" "Snows having a baby?! You know I've always wondered what a sequel would look like!" "Shut up for one freaking minute!" He yelled, pointing his sword at me, before sighing. "Just come on' I squished my face out making a absurd expression, "Fine, you're like my mother," He shot me a look, "I'm your brother...Perfect, and your name isn't even Perfect!" I sighed, "I'm 15 gimme a break," "You're not supposed to be 15," He said scratching his head. "Perfect..just come with me," Has Grindal been apprehended? "Yes sir, transportation to his story, has been arranged," Edgar said bowing down slightly. Good, Good, and Perfect? "He's being watched by our finest, a new young recruit..." Recruit? Oh...you mean... ---------------- "This is Little Red Riding Hooding, Perfect's on his way in the portal, just like we predicted," "Good job Red, keep a close eye on him "Rodger that granny,"
OMG! OMG! Little Red Riding Hood~~~ I can't wait for the next update! This is so exciting! BUMP!
I finally updated~accomplishmentFor you guys who read Sideline GuyI'll most likely be updating that today too (~^__^)~ ___________________ Her name Delora and her Granny Jane. She was pretty much different than all the other fairy tales. She didn't really fit in well amongst them. "Oh granny what big eyes you have," "The better to see you with my dear," Naturally she was clever, she had this thing called, Common Sense . Something most lacked it really made her different. A few months back she was recruited by us. The Elite Forces United, of course the wolf wasn't 'qualified' so we just ended up going with Delora, and her Granny Jane..we only took the old woman, because she was insisted to come. Good, Excellent, soon the time will come when we may join forces with Perfect, and defeat the... evil one Edgar bowed respectfully again, before leaving the room after giving him the details. When his leader stopped him quickly. oh and...kill the granny off soon would you? Blame it on the evil one. The granny will slow down her.. progress with her soon out of the picture, she could advance immensely. ---------------- Delora walked through the portal disguised as...who else? Little Red Riding Hood. "Granny, this is Little Red..entering the base," "Be careful Red, get in and out with as much information possible, remember don't act fidgety no one knows we're apart of the elites yet," "Got it Granny Jane," ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "So, is snow really having kids?!" I said, poking him on the shoulder, "Helloooo~Harikana, is anybody home~!" I soon said tapping his head. He coughed, "Just zoned out a bit," he said trying to regain his composed posture. "Ok, so I was thinking when snow has kids there'll be seven! So to name all seven would go li–!" "Seven! No! That would be a handful it's just twins," his crimson red eyes showed worry. I bet he was just worried, he's a first time dad, well screw it, it's not like he didn't learn from his dad, you know? I...think, then a sudden memory flashed in my mind... Arktum..to become the prince you were destined promise me you'll become a great father! A tough muscled man, with the most darkest hair and ruby, crimson lit eyes I've ever seen yelled proudly. "I sure will dad!" Little Harikana said smiling, "What about little brother?" The he replied pointing to a younger me. I'm not sure what he'll become, to not even have a name and courtship titled book, how saddening. I sighed looking at the ground a tear drop falling from my eye..my father, even he is disgusted by me, he only likes big brother... Oh dear...don't mistreat him that way A lovely woman dressed in all white with her elegant long curly blonde-orange hair eloping me, as we embraced. I could feel the kindness in her gorgeous light sapphire blue eyes looking down upon me. Do not fret son...you are Perfect ...wait, what Fairytale were they from? I've gotta know more! Damn it! Don't fade you! Next thing I knew I woke up in a bed, surrounded by a group of fairy tale characters. "Thank you, Alessandra for your excellent report on the elites movement," Harikana said..he looked like a big shot. Alessandra looked at me, her mysterious long jet black hair, and bright blue eyes saw right through me. "Sleeping beauty," I muttered under my breath, remembering that one pretty well because I was the needle that pricked her. She just smiled and walked back to her spot, when Harikana turned around I sat up, "Yo, Harikana," He scuffed, "For the last time, it's Arktum," "Right...and who are they," "Hmph these are the ones I lead like my own, 'Elite forces united' except we're just a few uncommon fairy tales banded together, we're The Complete Band of Misfits," Then I remembered, Maybe I wasn't living nor dead, I wasn't a wizard, no I wasn't a demon, but I wasn't an angel, nor was I a god, I wasn't lucifer either, I appeared human I knew, everything they knew how they idled their gods, or neglected them. I didn't fall in love with a princess, or have a wicked step-father, no I didn't even get attack by a wolf, I was just there and all my stories have heard my name, I was Perfect and I fitted with these people...more than I realize. ________________ Hope you enjoyed