safety first

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by CheekyChIoe, Jul 19, 2013.

  1. safety first kids

    *straps a bunch of seatbelts on you*

    *covers you in yellow danger tape*

    *puts a little safety cone on your head*

    *puts a giant black x on your face*

    have fun now
     
  2. oh wait one more thing

    *throws you in the middle of the road*
     
  3. Oh hey thanks!
     
  4. Where's my helmet with spikes on it?
     
  5. Yeah I didn't get mine either^

    And I didn't get the gloves with spikes either to match
     
  6.  everybody needs one
     
  7. You forgot to tape the "run me over" sign on my back >:0
     
  8. I was thinkin more of the "Baby On Board"Sign.. lol
     
  9. big kids like you don't need a cheap ass helmet
     
  10. Errrr body need a helmet
     
  11. We all need awesome helmets 
     
  12. I want a cape too.
     
  13. y'all grown ass people im not spending my moolah on your cheap ass capes and helmets
     
  14. As long as it make me duh good looking woh k?
     
  15. That's right. You lost.
     
  16. no

    i mean

    i'm not spending my money on you doesn't translate to "as long as it makes me good looking"

    there's no in between

    caw caw mother fuckers