Well i thought i would throw this out there. Wouldnt it be neat if the world was made of Cake. Or if it rained gumdrops? Well you may experience this at a beautiful place called…… ALLKIDSAREFATVILLE Where all people and there kids are fat as cow patties from a chocalate cow. They all look like they have sucked cow utters or eaten a pattie. But hey we have fun. And im the only SKINNY person the Hahahahahahahahahahahaha im so evil!
So are you trying to say you're fat now, but you wish everyone would become fatter than you so you'd appear skinner than everyone? Or..?