Best Friend Applications

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Mr-Turtle, Jul 17, 2013.

  1. Dear prospective best friend,

    I'm in dire need of a new best friend. Or even a friend at all. I know most of you live far away, but a internet bff is great too. Here is a little application to fill out if you are interested. I tried not to make it too long. Don't worry my standards aren't very high. Wow, that kinda sounds sad. I just want something in common.

    Name:
    State:
    Birthday:

    INTERESTS

    Favorite Bands:
    Favorite Movies:
    FavoriteTV Channel:
    Smoke:
    Drink:
    Drive:
    Job:
    Piercings/tattoos:
    Hair Color:
    Eye Color:
    Contacts/Glasses:
    Pets:
    If yes, how many and what are their names?
    Description of your style:

    More Favorites:
    Food:
    Snack:
    Drink:
    Animal:
    Holiday:
    Season:
    Sport:
    Place to shop:
    Clothing brand:
    Restaurant:
    Fruit:
    Magazine:
    Vegetable:
    Fast Food Restuarant:
    Genre:
    Pizza topping:
    Ice cream flavor:
    City:
    Color:
    Number:

    Would you laugh at my jokes?
    Would you go to concerts with me?
    What would you do to have fun?


    GOOD LUCK 
     
  2. Wow. That's a lot of things to remember. o,o
     
  3. Isn't against ToU asking for location and age?
     
  4. Location only when it gets down to city level, date is fine.

    And birthday, like mine is August 2nd. Nothing wrong with that.
     
  5. State* not date 
     
  6. Name: bacon
    State: bacon
    Strategy: bacon
    Favorite bands: bacon

    And so forth. Bacon. Is there anything it won't do ? Rhetorical question.

    ?

    P.s. bacon
     
  7. Brittany
    N/A
    N/A
    Sleeping with sirens
    Pretty woman
    MTV
    No
    No
    Learning
    Yes
    Nope
    Black/red
    Brown
    No
    Yes
    2; smokey and Katie. Female and male.
    Ratchet :3
    Macaroni
    Doritos
    Mt. Dew
    Dog
    Christmas
    Easter
    Soccer
    Forever 21
    All of them >:3
    Longhorns
    Grape
    All of them >:3
    Burger King
    Comedy
    Sausage
    Chocolate
    N/A
    Blue
    7
    Yes
    Yes
    Don't feel like typing that much.
     
  8. Name: Shananan
    State: pretty good condition
    Birthday: September 17

    Favorite bands: rubber
    Favorite movies: Titanic 2, Mega Piranha
    Favorite TV channel: Lifetime/ OWN
    Smoke: smokin hot.
    Drink: yes, please.
    Drive: I'd consider myself a pretty motivated person.
    Job: professional people watcher and professional "I'll get you drunk" er
    Piercings / tattoos: ears pierced, this one tattoo I got in Nam.
    Hair color: Black sharpie
    Eye color: an off-brown color with green flecks and a gold tinge when the sun hits it just right.
    Contacts: Emergency contact: my dad. Other emergency contact: my mom
    Glasses: wine, margarita, beer, shot
    Pets: not anymore 

    Description of style: I fancy multi-colored tutus and wear something with a giraffe and/or small child stapled to my shirt.

    Favorite food: all of it
    Snack: all of it
    Drink: everything but tequila and gin.
    Animal: babies
    Holiday: Christmas
    Season: football
    Sport: old fashioned Judo. *FIGHT TO KILL. FIGHT TO WIN. FIGHT TO GO HOME*
    Place to shop: Expensive places like the gas station.
    Clothing brand: Anything made in a sweat shop.
    Restaurant: Carl's Jr.
    Fruit: Kumquat! (jerk)
    Magazine: I don't like guns.
    Vegetable: zucchini
    Fast food restaurant: Ruth's Chris
    Genre: bagels
    Pizza topping: Small children
    Ice cream flavor: Vanilla
    City: Chicago
    Color: Caucasian/ Pacific Islander
    Number: (***)***-****


    Laugh at your jokes: I laugh at everything. Even at things that aren't funny. So yeah, I got you covered.
    Would i go to a concert with you: is this a date? We just met!
    To have fun: promptly place Shananan in the middle of the room and just get ready.
     
  9. The hell is this shit
     
  10. Grow some mother fucking stats and you will have a good friend on your news!