Captain-Jack-Sparrow's PIMD Life

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Captain-Jack-Sparrow3, Jul 17, 2013.

  1. Hey guys,
    This thread has been requested multiple times..by multiple different people, so here we go!

    A day or so before Christmas I was bored with one of my other MMORPG games, so I decided to go into the App Store and find a new game to play. Rather than spending time with family, I opted to play a game on the phone, much like most of society.

    I eventually stumbled across an app, which of course any troubled teenager who had recently broke up with his girlfriend would do..
    I downloaded an app with a picture of a girl with two gigamundo mambajambas in some cloth.

    Once I downloaded the app, there was nothing. Campus was like non-existent, nobody talked, no private messaging, no clubs, no forums..just a game.

    Almighty PIMD came on campus and showed us the light of..how to speak.
    Which is a shame because now I wish he would ascend from his grave of inactivity to help show us the light of..how to make certain people not speak..

    I started this game as DeSean-Jackson..

    NOW LET ME TELL YOU WHY..
    Sucks to be a Giants fan.

    It's 31-31 with less than a minute on the clock, and the Giants punt the ball off to the Eagles. Jackson gets a hand on the ball, fumbles it, finally picks it up, shakes off a couple people and runs it back for a touchdown as the time runs out.
    38-31. Oh baby!
    That was December 19th, 2010.
    Heard that? DECEMBER 19th.

    Anyway..
    After awhile I was upset with the mods inactivity and I made a thread..
    I knew I was doing more to benefit the community than most mods.. I raised awareness of how awesome I was.

    Anyway, later on, I was watching Pirates of the Caribbean. I used to play the games constantly and Iove Johnny Depps acting.
    You can guess why I'm named CJS.

    Anyway, I eventually started the games first Role-Playing club..
    Yes I admit it.
    It was a role playing club.
    It was called, "The Black Pearl," and we had people rename themselves, we had Calypso, Davy-Jones, William-Turner, Cottons-Parrot, and a few other fun guys in there.

    It was fun. It kicked off of the ground well, and I honestly think that is where my popularity began.

    As I started making threads advertising for the club, I did it in a very interesting way, and people started asking for more.

    So I began writing stories for people, incorporating different people in each chapter..it was very amusing.

    Eventually we had people visiting me constantly, or asking for MORE.

    I expanded and eventually the developers caught notice of me and asked me if I wanted to be a moderator. Naturally, I said yes because the game needed one at the time..

    Most of the mods of that day either really sucked or were inactive.. I was the only mod for about a month.
    I then recruited Zeus and sent him off for a mod interview.
    I had a friend :) He was a mod as well.
    Then some other chick I forgot, and she was nice. I set up her interview and it went smoothly.

    Eventually we had three or four mods..and then Royale shows up in the PIMD parody threads. He eventually becomes a mod as well.
    By this time, I renamed myself, "Leonardo-Da-Vinci."

    I named myself LDV because of the fact that I was playing Assassin's Creed at the time. So yes, my names aren't exactly entirely creative.

    It was all very fun until I had enough of moderating and wanted to become a regular player.. Well, the developers loved me, and they really wanted me to stay, but I refused..

    I kept asking if they would relieve me, and try kept saying no..so I did the next best thing.. I got fired.

    I silenced absolutely everyone I hated, got some people permanently silenced, I silenced people I thought were acting stupid, posted pictures of me flicking people off in forums, bypassing all over the place..mind you, I was fully sober..
    Everyone thinks I went crazy because I was such a nice person, but PFFT, I was having the time of my life. Haha. It was such a golden time..

    I eventually got silenced for the second time..it took the developers 3 days for them to stop my constant rule abuse.. I was constantly breaking the rules..

    For some reason people thought I was a 30 year old marine teacher with kids and a wife.. I don't know where that one came from.

    But yes, I was banned after 72 hours of chaos..

    Eventually I got an iPhone and made a new account, "Captain-Jack-Sparrow,"..

    I couldn't be LDV again because that account name was used up by my banned iPod..

    It was a fun run as LDV.

    Nobody believed it was me when I got back so I had to prove myself..
    I eventually proved myself and reinvolved myself in the community..

    Long story short, I hate liars and cheaters, so I made a thread exposing the largest liars of all time, and PROOF that they were lying...
    Since I did that, it was labeled harassment and I was banned again.

    I redownloaded this app two weeks ago, and you all should pretty much the story from there..
    I'm a changed man. :lol:
    I am here for a positive change this time.

    So, what would you guys like to read next?

    Little Jimmy vs. Perverts..
    Or..
    Bow Chicka Bow Wow


    Thanks for readings..
    Or..
    Thanks for scrolling..

    Stay Alive,
    -CJS 
     
  2.  Lovely story man. 
     
  3. Btw.. Little Jimmy vs. Perverts 
     
  4. ?Awesome story

    I could not be bothered to write something that long

    I'm glad your back and want to help the community again.

    Little jimmy vs Pervs
     
  5. Ahhhhh.. really nice story :D

    ★☆Bow Chicka Bow Wow☆★
     
  6. Little Jimmy vs. Pervs.  Read that whole very long story
     
  7. I knew most of this 
     
  8. Little Jimmy vs. Perverts
     
  9. read it all. interesting pimd life indeed

    LJ vs. Pervs
     
  10. Your story is more interesting then my life at the moment  
     
  11. I can kind of see why people think you're a 30 marine. you sound pretty mature for whatever your age is, despite the fact that you've done all the stuff you did on here.  very interesting story though! thanks for explaining it to everyone!
     
  12. I read all your threads.. does that make me a creeper? Ehhh oh well xD
     
  13. Dang very interesting I like it
     
  14. Yay!!!!!! I love this story, but I seriously thought that you only got banned once."/ meh oh well. Well I for one am glad you're back :D try not to get banned lol

    Little Jimmy vs. The Perverts
     
  15. I thought you came back as CPT-Wells?

    And was the female MichelleLoversElegy? She told me she turned down being mod.
     
  16. Your story is certainly interesting
     
  17. Hah. When I first started this game everyone kept talking about you like you were a legend lol glad to see you back man
     
  18. Jimmy! Brain blast!