Do You Want a Donut?

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by -BB-Gusisonlyadonut, Jul 16, 2013.

  1. I am a donut. Today, I started as dough, only an idea. Then, there was a ding, a beginning. I was very small at first, as I was only a donut hole. Finally I grew into a bigger donut, but I still had a hole. When the hole was punched, I was very happy. Did you know it's every donut's dream to be eaten? I was glazed and put in the shop. But, no one bought me! Now I'm a day old. Do you want a donut?
     
  2.  I prefer cocaine donuts.
     
  3. I can be any donut…
     
  4.  I want you cocaine coated 
     
  5.  I'm good naoo
     
  6. I'll sing to you Justin Beiber ?BABY BABY BABY OOOH?
     
  7. I'm hungry now 
     
  8. I think I'll get a pot noodle then a donut
     
  9. Promotion of drugs even with a fun intent is against Tou
     
  10.  oops... Oh well. 
     
  11. Why do donuts have holes in the middle? I kno it's a stupid question but idk.. and i'm lazy now to google things 
     
  12.  i'm expecting the idk answer.. that's wat i'm getting so far 
     
  13. I'm going to say, to hold them like one on each finger