CJS has a girlfriend! (Pix!)

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Captain-Jack-Sparrow3, Jul 15, 2013.

  1. Sike.
    More like girl fiend.

    I have successfully managed to reverse the tables and waste this girls time just as much as she has wasted mine! :lol:

    I spent three weeks talking to this girl, flirting back and forth, and then I realize she has a boyfriend.. Well hey.

    iPhone cons:
    Autocorrect correcting my grammar and humor
    iPhone pros:
    Screen shot text messages.

    OWNED GIRL.
    If I can't have you, nobody can!
    ..I actually did nothing with the screenshots.. Her boyfriend doesn't know, I didn't tell her I have them, but IF I DO..
    Oh,, you bet you would..
    But..
    I'm not that kind of person.
















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    Yes I am.
    I'm sending them now.
    "Hey boyfriend, I have some pictures your girlfriend might not want you to see."

    Motto of the story:
    Don't send pictures and flirty texts to people that have the ability to screen shot or prove it.

    Yet, if you get caught in this scenario, break their phones before they can prove it. Or spam them so much that it takes waaaaay too long in order to find it.

    I am such a match maker.
    I'm a life hacker.

    Take my advice and your life will be easier.
    Do drugs, quit school, get pregnant, drink alcohol, have your kid and celebrate your terrible baby. :D

    Life hacker,
    -CJS 
     
  2.  That's a lot of spam for option 2
     
  3.  I wanted to see pix...
     
  4.  Wait... Re read this  don't want to see pix...
     
  5. great advice
     
  6. You amuse me lmfao you deserve an award xD
     
  7. 
     
  8. Bump for cave monster girl fiend
     
  9. I do one of those things you said to do
     
  10. 
     
  11. Wonderful advice CJS 
     
  12. You deserve two medals and a pet dog.
     
  13. Lmao poor girl but tbh, pimd relations are not that loyal.....
     
  14. I like that advice. I should definitely not do that.
     
  15. Sore loser, lol.
     
  16. Lmao, 