I feel like being philosophical, so what better of a way to be philosophical than to analyze quotes that have no essential meaning for anything in life, and analyze them to a point where you can actually incorporate it into your life. Today's analytical quote is: "If life is a bitch, smack it around until it works for you." Now, it's not exactly a children's fairy tale of a story, nor is it very child friendly..but neither are parties in my dorm. If life is being a bitch to you, such as lying awake at night at 6:25AM with frogs dropping the bass outside of your window..trying to sleep for only a FEW hours, then just smack it until it works for you. I will go outside and bitch slap those frogs until that skrillex is removed from their bodies. HOLY WATER! *Splash* In honesty, life..life is what you make of it, so if your life is being a bitch..you should really try and make either a lesson out of it, or try to change it. You write your history book. Do not let anyone else write your history because that is how facts get messed up. Nobody else can make as much of an impact on you as much as yourself can. You know the direction you are heading in. If you do not like it then you need to smack it the other way. If life is not working out for you, then you should strive to make it work for you.. Only you can control the bitch of a life that you have. If you must, use the back hand. But in the words of Captain Jack Sparrow.. "If life is a Bitch..smack it around until it works for you." Stay Educated, -CJS