Sometimes I cover myself in syrup and rub pancakes all over myself while talking to women. Did you like my intro? When I get upset I cover myself in Vaseline and pretend I am a slug on my neighbors driveway. Usually he doesn't enjoy it, one of these days he will chase after me with a flame thrower but I will just slug down the driveway to safety. I like pouring whip cream into my mouth and pretending I have rabies when I start losing an argument. It catches them off-guard. If you are arguing with your wife and she doesn't agree.. Punch her in the face. If you hit her hard enough and she is KO.. She will not be able to reply until she wakes up. You can invite your friends over and watch the game. If she wakes up, punch her again. If I get upset sometimes, I will walk up to someone and talk to them like I know them. "Hey, remember me? I'm CJS from high school!" No.. I don't remember you. "That's okay, nobody does! I have amnesia. What is your name again?" Perfect pickup line. "I have amnesia. What's your name again?" If you are in the middle of an argument, which I am constantly.. You can do one of two things.. You can scream, "LEEEEEEROOOOOOY JEEEEEENNNKIIIIIINSSSS," which I often do while playing call of duty (ps3 FTW)..or the second option. Which I don't remember. I have amnesia. What's your name again? If you find yourself in an awkward conversation or situation, you can break the silence by squeezing hard and just letting it rip. it makes a nice sound and really breaks the silence. Usually saying something along the lines of, "I want to melt chocolate, pour it on you, and eat you," works as a wonderful pickup line. If I were to be eaten, I would want to be eaten like fondue. Is this awkward? Thanks for reading.. Or.. Thanks for scrolling.. Stay Awkward, -CJS
I like to ask my friends really weird random question to make them feel awkward I dip my pop corn into chocolate ice cream I'M an awkward turtle through and through xD
I eat mint slice biscuits in a particular order.. Firstly, I take tiny nibbles of the chocolate around the edges.. Then I slowly bite off the top later of chocolate, and let it melt in my mouth.. Then to lick off the bottom chocolate.. Then I take my time enjoying the minty cream finally, I crunch down the biscuit itself Mint slices - it's an awkward process ?
Sometimes i on the mall's plants cuz im scared i'll meet some wierdo in the bathroom It is not wierd