Let's play a little game! ?Corrupt A Wish? You wish for something only to have it granted and corrupted by the next person who will also wish for something and so on. Example #1 Person 1: "I wish I could train my carnivorous plants to eat people!" Person 2: "Granted, but to do so you must train them by feeding them parts of your own body and by the time they are fully trained you are a paraplegic." "I wish it was already friday." Person 3: "Granted, today is now Friday, however weekends no longer exist, and tomorrow is Monday." And so on and so on. Have fun and be as creative as possible! And you're welcome!
Granted, you are a platypus but you must spend all your life in a zoo and have very ugly people stare at you all day. I wish I had a cool car.
I was thinking that exact same thing, but I didn't want to ruin the thread so I kept my mouth shut