Oh but once a year

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by *clusterbomb (01), Jul 5, 2013.

  1. Condoms

    cheers mum 
     
  2. When I turned 16, my aunt Itha had been dead for five years yet I received a gift from here. That was the first sign something was wrong.

    Skipping ahead, I opened it with a whole lot of speculation.


    And in the nicely wrapped box....

    Was a makeup kit. Like one of the ones for very very young kids with the pastel eyeshadows that don't actually work...

    I received children's makeup from a dead woman.
     
  3. 

    Just take it. Take it. Really trying not to laugh.



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  4. This is a fun thread for me to post a lot on.
     
  5. A makeup kit is better than a PS2 with no controller 
     
  6. i got a small glass tube with a condom in it that said 'break in case of emergency'

    one of my friends broke it and we had to take him to hospital because he got glass cuts all over his hand
     
  7. uh??!!!
     
  8. ?lmao!! That's kinda funny!
     
  9. Oh wow.. bahahaha
     
  10. OMG! My birthday is on the 9th of July too bewbs!
     
  11. Where would u even get a mans private frying pan? I want one!!
     
  12. Actually if have to change mine my aunt thought I was a girl and for my 15 b-day she sent me a gift an it was a box of tampons
     
  13. I once received a tool belt that resembled an absailing harness (very practical u may think) but as my job requires only a pen as a tool it was completly useless ,when I jokingly quizzed the sender saying I had no tools to put in it he replied " good excuse to buy some" anyway it lives in a dark corner of my attic to this day (the tool belt that is ) 
     
  14. I got a pack of candies for my birthday?








    But it was 3 months EXPIRED
     
  15. As for most disappointing moment ever, I had a boyfriend get me a bag of chocolate and a card for my bday... I know I sound like a ungrateful ass but I cried my whole birthday lol.

    As for interesting...my grandmother once bought me underwear and emphasized that it was the exact same kind she wears and will stop me from getting a wedgie , I got a whole bag full of condoms, dick shaped candies, oh and my mom got me a pink tool set for Christmas  this last Christmas...
     
  16. So last year my mom got me NBA Live 06 for the game cube when I have a xbox. We returned it for the 2 dollars it was...
     
  17. I got a sush-e-z. Weird ass gift. Aaaand it's my bday on Wednesday! yaaay for July babies!
     
  18. My favourite bday present was a 100bil dv off Chloe then I woke up