Canadian Stereotypes

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Biter, Jul 4, 2013.

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  1.  I get into drunken fights at hockey games and I'm not Canadian  I think I found my people
     
    #21 IMPOSTER_CatfishCherryTomato, Jul 4, 2013
  2. ^jopo or the cherry?
     
    #22 INACTIVEXD, Jul 4, 2013
  3. Ahahaha! This is good, and the BC description fits right to a T. I do love me some Timmy Hos
     
    #23 Chomplified, Jul 4, 2013
  4. Check profile and stop being lazy.
     
    #24 IMPOSTER_CatfishCherryTomato, Jul 4, 2013
  5. Canadians aren't afraid of the dark because we can see in the dark... We also use a 20hr clock instead of a 24hour...and Quebec is full of french racists and the rest of Canada has them on financial life support
     
    #25 porkenstein, Jul 4, 2013
  6. Also manitoba is commonly referred to as taxitoba and Alberta is our national treasure
     
    #26 porkenstein, Jul 4, 2013
  7. Kids kids play nice  We aren't going to play Battle of the Provinces. These are just for fun.
     
    #27 Biter, Jul 4, 2013
  8. I'm petting my moose in my back yard and drinking 7per cent beer, eh?
     
    #28 HFA-DLRaider_BellasKing_, Jul 4, 2013
  9. Only problem with Canadian beer is its almost 50bucks a 24. Thanks public healthcare....
     
    #29 porkenstein, Jul 4, 2013
  10. That's why it's stronger... Imagine paying that much for weak watery Buttweiser
     
    #30 Kiss_My_Ass, Jul 4, 2013
  11.  I love beer
     
    #31 IMPOSTER_CatfishCherryTomato, Jul 4, 2013
  12. Gotta get that Guinness.
     
    #32 -Immortals-FPS_Ireland-, Jul 4, 2013
  13. ^ agreed 
     
    #33 IMPOSTER_CatfishCherryTomato, Jul 4, 2013
  14. But Guinness is more of a stout then a beer.
     
    #34 -Immortals-FPS_Ireland-, Jul 4, 2013
  15. Guinness is a stout  which is a form of beer
     
    #35 IMPOSTER_CatfishCherryTomato, Jul 4, 2013
  16. No duh  I mean I don't refer to it as a beer.
     
    #36 -Immortals-FPS_Ireland-, Jul 4, 2013
  17.  I was like uhm 
     
    #37 IMPOSTER_CatfishCherryTomato, Jul 4, 2013
  18. Pretty much bang on in describing Canada

    GO OILERS!!!!!!!!!!
     
    #38 I_Came_Back_Haunted, Jul 4, 2013
  19. I would have researched the east coast better. As Example the Only Gaelic University in the World in Nova Scotia. Marconni's first trans-altantic signal from Newfoundland, the reversing Falls and magnetic hill in New Brunswick. The Bridge to PEI is massive.

    I love Quebec yes it's French is unique but so is our English eh. Only a small percentage of Quebec want to leave. Same bunch 200 years ago still whining.

    Calgary has the worst flooding ever!

    Superman the original comic was written on a train between Toronto and Kingston. Water skiing invented in Peterborough, Basketball Belleville, Telephone Brantford, Sparrow Missile (A9), Super Sonic Speed broken Avro Arrow Trenton, plywood and it only takes 6 Canadian Beers instead of 9 USA beers to get pissed drunk.

    And today is July 4th the Birthday of the greatest neighbors Canada could ever hope for. Happy Birthday USA
     
    #39 IceEngel, Jul 4, 2013
  20. Nikola Tesla invented radio, not Marconi.
     
    #40 *jdjddjdhjdsjdbd (01), Jul 4, 2013
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