That is a map of what's usually considered Europe. Now, there are stereotypes for almost every countries in Europe. Let's go through some, going from west to east generally. Remember, this is just for a joke, none of these are serious. Don't get offended. Iceland- Only Vikings live there. #1 axes export in the world. Portugal- The Portugese love fish, but are psychopaths. Spain- Conquered the New World, but are psychopaths. France- Everybody is rich, despite this people stage protests at the rising price of moustache wax. Switzerland- Bank accounts and little tool knives. Ireland- The Irish are all red headed. Their hair is permanently dyed orange due to all the whiskey they consume. UK- In the south lives Sherlock Holmes and people with monocles, in the north people who ride goats into battle against Viking invaders. Belgium- Chocolate in fancy boxes. Netherlands- Everyone is stoned. Luxembourg- Nobody knows anything about Luxembourg. Germany- Militaristic and cold-blooded, except for Oktoberfest. Austria- Germany but smaller.
Denmark- Everybody is polite and content-- they must be hiding something. Italy- Pizza, moustaches, and grease. Norway- Everyone is blonde and their main export is death metal. Sweden- Basically heaven, everybody is a hipster and you can only buy indie video games. Finland- People live in igloos with polar bears. Poland- At least half of the population are drunk car thieves. Slovakia- Poppies are everywhere and the national hero is a bandit, everyone is a shepherd. Czech Republic- A different-shaped Slovakia. Hungary- Fatty foods and fur hats. Slovenia- Everyone is a pessimist and is sentimental. Croatia- Nikola Tesla. Bosnia- Everyone are rednecks and smell of onions. Serbia- Everyone smokes, don't breathe in. Albania- Everything is corrupted and you will probably be shot. Greece- Olives, pollution, gyros, and economic troubles. Estonia- Hates Latvia. Latvia- Hates Estonia. Lithuania- Cold, everybody has a great fashion sense. Belarus- Like Russia but with less vodka. What's the point, then? Ukraine- Full of conflict, imagine Russia but after nuclear warfare. Romania- Vampires, hssss. Bulgaria- Lots of gypsies. Turkey- People named Ali live there and they make that candy. That's all for now. I made this from a mix of things I've heard or experienced and Internet forums post. Go ahead to post your own stereotypes that you might know.
I know literally nothing about Europe, but I've heard maybe one or two of these stereotypes. Do you need to live in Europe to know the rest?
I hate it when people say "Everybody is England is so posh and they all go horse-back riding and have afternoon tea. Pip pip!"
"This is just for fun" "I WILL BE ANGRY ANYWAYS" Hey STOOPID itz an joke. -sigh- This was amusing as fuck. I've heard all of them. You should make one about Canadian stereotypes.
im just saying its scottish that are stereotypically red headded not the irish..... Irish have pots of gold etc etc welsh are "sheep shaggers" as more sheep are in wales the people
Scottish (I know you said UK but was more English ?) - Angry, run around in Skirts and like to shout "FREEDOM" and yell about hating the English whilst drinking straight from a bottle of Scotch Whiskey