Wish for a price game

Granted, but no one can see them

I wish i had a flying unicorn

 

Granted but it flies away from you.


I wish I was surrounded by food

 

Granted but you die of obesity



I wish to be hulk but I wish I was a ghost hulk

 

Granted, but then you turn into a monster when you grt mad.

I wish i could fly

 

Granted u get shot by the FBI

(And I'm a ghost hulk do I care about getting mad )
I wish the world had super powers

 

Granted, but everyone would use them to hurt each other or cheat

I wish i lived in willy wonkas chocolate factory

 

Granted, but the squirrels find you and decide you're a bad nut.

I wish I was a slug

 

granted, but someone drives over u with a car

I wish i had some lucky charms

 

Granted but you can't eat it



I wish I had the power to have sexual intercourse with Kate Upton whenever I want

 

Granted but she gives you fatal STDs and you die after a week

I wish That I could use telekinesis

 

Granted, but then you have a hammer fly in your face.

I wish i could teleport where ever i want to

 

Granted but you show up at the wrong place at the wrong time and get shot in the head but you don't die and then a bunch of rats just come over and start to slowly eat away at your flesh and die





I wish I was wasn't weird

 

Granted, but then youre too cool and get assaulted by poporazzi 24 hours a day

 

⇧ i wish i wasnt forgetful

 

Granted but you can only remember pointless facts

I wish I had a lot of money

 

Granted, but you get shot and killed befire you can spend it

I wish global warming stopped

 

Granted, but then it started again in a week

I wish i had a car with unlimited gas so i could go anywhere

 

you got in a car crash on a bridge and its now swimming with the fishes

I wish my puppy would stop chewing my shoes

 

Granted but now it chews up your clothes

I wish it wasn't so hot

 

Granted but it turns freezing cold instead



I wish I had 500 bil pimd dollars that no one could steal.