So…I'm really bored and sick in bed so I need something to do and I thought of making a thread ._. So as the title implies list your awkward confessions Awkward confessions are usually made to be funny or be random. You may also post real confessions if your are comfortable with that Example Sometimes I like dating a box of cheeze-its, putting on shades, and pretending I'm lady gaga ._. Yeah...that's all I got Ok, thanks for reading! Post if you wanna.
._. Why does everyone want awkward? Why can't we get cute confessions? Or funny confessions. Or just random confessions?
Hmmm.... Sometimes I like the idea of punching the nearest person in the face even when it's the 6 foot, brick wall type guy. Because I'm violent
Whenever I'm on a balcony at a hotel and look down at the people, I think "I could totally snipe that guy from here."
I also like entertaining the idea that I can almost kinda dance well There's nothing quite as funny as watching yourself, a chubby weird guy, dancing in the mirror I break out laughing and can't finish my dance
Why don't u hate me more since I like to annoy people on pimd forums the Ruth is when I step outside forums I put on a robin thicke still personality BLURRED LINESI like to add my chaos to forums so i can be hated
Being virgin is a lot of hard work. Sometimes I'm all prudish but deep down I'm like I want to take your clothes off. RIGHT NOW!!!! ? Stop tempting me!!! My Ex-Boyfriends all wanted the P and since I'm avoiding the D it never works out I'll just stay single and become a nun.