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 What on earth?!

 

My name was actually a joke at one point in time with a friendWouldnt dare make this my main's name

 

I used to raise baby ducks as indoor pets... my mom would let them stay in the house until they started flying. then they were banned to outside! 

 

Im the guy who farts in the elevator
Im the guy who laughs inappropriately at your miss fortune
Im the guy who pisses all over the toilet seat
Im the guy who makes my problems yours
Im the guy who gave you crabs?

 

I have a scar on my right hand from a penguin.

 

I once burned cereal and have the scar to prove it. 

 

I have deaf parents and I'm a twin.

 

I hate myself a lot. And able to fake a smile like Alice .__.

 

I have a small "eggplant"

 

 I'm sorry about your disfunction but I had to laugh at that.