ANGRY ALICE WANTS A WAR

Discussion in 'Wars' started by BigHer0, Jun 19, 2013.

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  1. ME WANT WAR!!!! Okay so here's the deal. As a nooblette, or as Puffykins called me a "chihuahua" It's kind of hard to find a war to join because well long story short NOBODY WARS at least not noobs They're scared, or can't differentiate between a Pwar (plunder war) and a War. Some Actually believe ALL wars are Pwars. ? No little noobs, you are mistaken.  But all the real wars are done by big stat people  and they hate NOOBS  so what can little Alice do when they have 300kcs, 100 kcs and 50 kcs as the requirement for their clubs and wars  SHE CAN'T DO ANYTHING!!!!  Not to mention some of us noobs have no idea how to war and are kind of scared.....  I can't strategize  I've never gone to war.  WAR!!!  and even big clubs are all about PWARs nowadays  why?! I know the money is nice, but wars are fun or so I've heard from Old School players...  So Old School, New School, Noobs, and Nooblets,  PLEASE war more often so ambitious noobs like fabulous me  can learn a little something.  Thank you!
     
  2.  I actually was in my first war when I was your size  I whooped butt.
     
  3. Another thread from Ambitious Alice the Noob!I do totally agree, my club used to war all the time, and now, they don't.
     
  4. I so agree ! We should start a club called Nooblet Warriors :0 >:)
     
  5. You all so want to be in a club called The Nooblet Warriors. Stop lying 
     
  6.  Cherry whooped butt, and everyone just ignores me. ? Rebecca no.....  they'd already we were noobs from our stats lets not point it out.  Brooke!!! ? Clubs shouldn't stop warring, get them to war more.
     
  7. I will slap my owner until she lets me declare a war!
     
  8. I was in a tiny noobie club we declared war on another noobie club and  war. I remember not knowing what pots are, how to buy pots, and how to post hits. I was such a confused little noob. My club owner must've thought I was insane 
     
  9. ? No Brooke!!! Don't slap her!!!  But dear cherry, I AM insane!!!!   and nobody said anything about pots.....  What do you do? Hit people with em? 
     
  10. Our club wars and its mainly all new players being tought how to war well we war when we find a club around our new players stat range so noob wars easy to find its the other way around the big players don't wanna war half the time lol
     
  11. Okay Doris and Gnosses or whatever will war your ass (btw your threads are long as fuck, at least use spaces) to the point declare or ill declare to ur club.


    COME @MEHHHH
     
  12. WITH KELON I CANNOT LOSE <333
     
  13.  My club doesn't want a war!!!!
     
  14. Ditch em then. Join a war club. 
     
  15. Join a club that wants to war, then war Dorris and Gnossos.Guaranteed win!
     
  16.  don't underestimate PrinceStar I will win by any means necessary 
     
  17. 12kcs baby!!! I feel unstoppable!!!
     
  18. Alice shall defeat you prince star!!!  With fabulousness   and LOVE
     
  19.  I'm having images of the und3ad "war" coming back to haunt me, 48 hours of torture.
     
  20. lmao ^i remember that  good times 
     
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