Game Day 18; Jokes!

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by renamed7873, Jun 19, 2013.

  1. Hello again! I'm typing this the second time because it disappeared after I went online and got a joke

    So, today's game is to just tell jokes and amuse the other players

    It's a game because if you laugh at a joke, you must give the one who posted it a gift. Anything with a reward is considered a game in my book.


    Rules
    1. Only one joke at a time, and post the answer in the same post!
    2. Keep it clean I know that will be a struggle.
    3. The cheesier, the better!


    Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?


    A: She couldn't find the 10 key.
     
  2. How do you keep a blonde busy for an hour? Lock her in a round room, and tell her to sit in the corner for an hour
     
  3. Why did Sally fall of the swing?

    Because she has no arms
     
  4. Knock knock...














    Not sally
     
  5.  Bad chemistry joke ahead.

    Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says "I'll take an H20." The second says "I'll take an H20 too." The second man died later 

     I don't blame you If you don't get the joke
     
  6. lmfao hydrogen peroxide
     
  7.  I'm so glad someone got that
     
  8. What did the bunsen burner say to the Erlenmeyer flask?


    Hey baby, am i makin ya hot?
     
  9. What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?



    We are both lawyers!
     
  10. jokesubmitted bywhats a sharks favorite game?

    swallow the leader
     
  11. whats a sharks favorite game?

    swallow the leader
     
  12. Q.
    Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
    A. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.