... >:0 <><><><><><><><><><><><><> Ireland, chair and I are walking when we suddenly see a woman. We all approach her and ask her some questions Chair: Hi! We're kinda lost, could you help us out? Ireland: We're not lost! >:0 ItaliannaJenni: Of course I can! My name is Jenni and I'll be glad to help you out. Me: Thanks! We are pretty lost. My name is Jester, this is Ireland and Chair. Jenni: it's nice to meet you all. You can come to my place and spend the night. Chair: That sounds great! Where is it? Jenni: It's just a couple miles up north. Lets go. Careful though, it just rained so its a bit muddy and slippery. As we head to her home, we notice all the mud and wet grass that surround us everywhere. And she was right, it was slippery. Ireland: Ah! We all look in his direction as we see him covered in the mud laying on the ground. Upon seeing that, Jenni and Chair start laughing uncontrollably. All I could do is just facepalm. Ireland: Stop laughing, it's not funny! After a while, the laughter dies down to soft giggles and we finally reach her home. Jenni: We're finally here. Make yourself at home. There's food in the kitchen. Ireland: Great, I'm starving! We all head inside and sure enough, it's quite welcoming. Jenni: Hey Jester, can you come outside in the back with me? Me: Sure. What for? Jenni: I'll tell you after we get outside. As Jenni and I go outside, Ireland immediately heads to the fridge. Ireland: Wow! There's so much food here! He immediately starts eating as much as he can. Chair: Slow down, you're gonna choke! Chair then walks away to take a look around the house. Meanwhile outside the house, it looks as if there was a jungle grown. Me: So what's up? Jenni: I need your help please. Me: With? Jenni: As you can see, I need a little help with my yard. Me: Uhh.. Okay. But I'm not all that skilled in gardening. Jenni: C'mon, it's easy! Lets her started! So Jenni and I get started on the garden. Meanwhile inside, a young girl walks into the kitchen. CareBear: What do you think you're doing!? Ireland: Eating? ? CareBear: Who are you?! Why are you here? Chair: He's Ireland and I'm Chair. We were invited here by Jenni. CareBear: I don't believe you! Danny! After being called, a large man twice than Ireland size walks in. Danny: What's going on here?! CareBear: There's these strange men here, eating our food! Danny: What?! Chair: Honest! Go ask Jenni! CareBear: Okay, I will! CareBear exits the house and finds Jenni and I "gardening". Jenni: No no no no. You don't put them close to each other. Me: I'm sorry. I don't know what I'm doing! CareBear: Mom! There's strange men in our house eating our food! Jenni: It's okay honey, I invited them here to stay the night. CareBear: Even this oddly dressed man? Me: Oddly dressed..? ? Jenni: Yes, even this oddly dressed man. Why don't you go inside and prepare supper? We'll be done soon. CareBear: Okay! CareBear then heads inside to do as she was asked. CareBear: They're telling the truth. Danny can you help me prepare supper? Danny: Sure. Before Danny helps, he walks up to Ireland and grabs him by the collar and pulls him close. Danny: Listen punk! If I see you doing anything suspicious, there won't be anything left of you. Got it?! Ireland: Yes sir. Danny lets Ireland go and helps CareBear. Half an hour later everything is finished and Jenni and I walk in. Jenni: It smells good in here! Me: I need a rest. And with that, I collapse to the floor, fast asleep. Chair: is he all right? Jenni: He's fine. Just exhausted. You know, I thought I could rely in him. I guess I was wrong. He did seen like he was the only person I could rely on. Oh well. After that, all but me started eating and swapped stories. After they finished, they cleaned up. Chair: What about Jester? Jenni: Leave him be, he can eat later. Well, tomorrow. It's late. There's a big day tomorrow. Ireland: Like what? Jenni: I'll tell you tomorrow. For now, it's time to sleep. After saying that, everyone heads to their own rooms and falls asleep. I just lay there in the middle of the kitchen floor. <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> Hope this was better than the last one.
I am still waiting for my knights in muddy armour, Skulky >:0 HURRY TEH HECK UP. Loving it, by the way
I'm trying dawn But Wyatt here is feel like a charity organization and picking up very stray bum he sees