I went to the shop In the gutter I dropped Got up feeling sore Got to my car opened the door Drive away to visit a mate In my new car I fealt great My ankle hurt through the day Ankle was frozen is all I can say Headed back home feeling sick Remembering I trip in the gutter made me feel quite think Opened the door to my house Lied on my couch as quiet as a mouse Removed my shoes and socks Wishing I hadn't taken of my reboxs My foot was swollen and blue I was taken by ambulance as there was nothing I could do Broke my ankle in three places I now know when going to the shop don't do races To this day I avoid the gutter As I slipped in like standing in butter Amazing people do this doing sport and amazing thing I do it trying to get back home Hope you had laugh and enjoyed. Is this what you meant lmao
I used to be the person who hears things wrong, like the time: Mom: Lily, could you please get me a leafblower! Later... Mom: Lily! Why do you have that flamethrower! I said leafblower! Or the time when: Sis: Lily, get me a tp! Half an hour later... Sis: Lil' Lily, what are you doing with the tv? Me: you told me to get the tv, didn't you? Yeah you might not believe me and it may not be funny, but it's true and embarrassing to me that time... And the flamethrower, I got it from my neighbors... I never asked why they have that... What can I say? I was like 5 that time...
This teacher made me stand with my back turned in front of the whole class as an example while she talked about how perfect my yoga pants were and how all the girls needed to buy a pairThis may not sound embarrassing but I was mortified
At college... This guy who sits next to me made a big mistake.and got lectured by the teacher . I pointed at him and said haha ur busted The teacher saw me and called out Emma! and I said yes? The teacher said did u know u made the same mistake? U are laughing at him and u made the same mistake.why do u two r like twins making same mistakes?in front of everyone Everyone stared at me This guy said who asked u to laugh at melaugh laugh laugh
Well... I was six. I was at the park with my brother. In front of all my friends.. He gave me a wedgie. BUT not just any wedgie. One that went up my ass so far my underwear ripped.
I was working at site A little smart and still quite young Went to play a trick on them for a bit of fun Almost time to go home for the night So I called my friend to grab the EXTENDED ladder of me. It slipped and through the bosses car window the ladder we did see. I could do these all day as I am quite clumsy Lmao
I was riding a bike with my sister and mum All I remember is landing flat on my bum I was riding my bike showing off and being cool When I hit the park I fealt quiet the fool
My most embarrassing moment was when i was 12 and my mom walked in on me masterbatinglmao jk jk jk