There seems to be a problem in my house. I just feel as if there's something not right. I was hoping someone could help First off, let me tell you what's going on 1. The flicker on and off by themselves I don't know what's going on. I'm nowhere near the light switches. 2. My phone rings and I answer, and there's no one there It's so freaky. 3. Then the wall ooze green slime! Though I'm pretty sure they've always done that And worst of all.... 4. There's a bus stop right outside my house. There's also a legend that there was a man that used to work at this local food joint and he was chopping at some parties and CUT OFF HIS OWN HAND but he still had to work and whatnot because you know, he's got a family and his little girl Sarah wants to be a cheerleader and that's not easy with a family of four on a fixes income, which makes it so hard for them .. But that's another story. Anyways he used his rusty, disgusting SPATULA for a hand instead. And the saddest part of the whole thing is that he was killed by a bus and got fired at his OWN FUNERAL. So every Tuesday or Wednesday (because you know, Tuesday wasn't gonna work), he haunts the place to seek vengeance So if anyone could help, that would be fantastical. This thread was made completely out of utter boredness. Thanks for reading