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Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Joowie, Jun 6, 2013.

  1.  There seems to be a problem in my house. I just feel as if there's something not right.


    I was hoping someone could help 


    First off, let me tell you what's going on 

    1. The flicker on and off by themselves  I don't know what's going on. I'm nowhere near the light switches.

    2. My phone rings and I answer, and there's no one there  It's so freaky.

    3. Then the wall ooze green slime!  Though I'm pretty sure they've always done that 

    And worst of all.... 

    4. There's a bus stop right outside my house. There's also a legend that there was a man that used to work at this local food joint and he was chopping at some parties and CUT OFF HIS OWN HAND  but he still had to work and whatnot because you know, he's got a family and his little girl Sarah wants to be a cheerleader and that's not easy with a family of four on a fixes income, which makes it so hard for them  ..  But that's another story.

    Anyways  he used his rusty, disgusting SPATULA for a hand instead. And the saddest part of the whole thing is that he was killed by a bus and got fired at his OWN FUNERAL.

    So every Tuesday or Wednesday (because you know, Tuesday wasn't gonna work), he haunts the place to seek vengeance 

     So if anyone could help, that would be fantastical.


    This thread was made completely out of utter boredness. Thanks for reading
     
  2. I say abandon the house and run like hell
     
  3. This seems familiar... Lol
     
  4. Pretty sure there's a vampire somewhere 
     
  5. I heard from a little bird my dad warrior was a vampire ,_, maybe it's warrior
     
  6. ugh my house does this all the time, just leave brownies out on the table before you go to bed
     
  7. Damn it, no brownie mix 
     
  8. Same problems as me
     
  9. Spongebob FTW 