HORK ATTACK Last week I was in a terrible accident... I was attacked by a hork! Well, I was just walking down the street to the store; I happened to pass the ranch next door, and looked at the beautiful horses. I finally got to the store, and went in. I bought some White Cheddar Popcorn, A soda, and got a funny keychain I saw. I took it to the register and the cashier handed me my change and my bag. I walked out the door, and continued to walk home while eating my popcorn. Suddenly, a wild hork appeared! I could see it looking at my popcorn! >:0 Hell naw! I just bought this popcorn, and I wasn't going to let this beast take it. Before I could even run it charged! Coming straight at my stomach! BOOM! ! I was on the ground! The hork knocked all the wind out of me. I was laying on the ground, breathless. Thank god someone was driving by, and saw me! They urgently jumped out of the car and called 911. When the ambulance has come, and taken me to the hospital I was asked what happened. Doctor: Ma'am.. Ma'am.. Wake up. Can.. Can you speak? Me: Yes. Barely.. Doctor: Do you think you could explain what happened? Me: Hork. Big animal. Popcorn. Doctor: Hork...? Can you explain what attracted this "hork" Me: Yes! Popcorn.. White cheddar. After the questioning the doctor left the room. I sat there waiting for him to come back , but he didn't. Instead, a man dressed in all white told me he was taking me to the mental institution, and kept insuring me that everything was going to be fine. So I was taken to a large building with lots of crazy looking people. ;-; and I was put in a small room with nothing but a desk and a bed. I saw on the bed staring at the walls until a nice woman handed me some paint and a piece of paper. I sat at the desk and painted a picture of the hork that attacked me. This is what my finished painting looked like.
We also tracked down the said beast as proof I have him in my smart car he also has 15 bags of white cheddar popcorn for you ma