RULE #1: HOME IS WHERE THE HATCHET IS Create a home base with plenty of weapons...the sharper the better. RULE #2: WATCH EXPIRATION DATES Stockpile food and water for long periods of time. Canned food is good. Junk food is even better RULE #3: KNOCK KNOCK Who's there? A Zombie! Be sure to create a strong entry and exit door. Barricade all doors and windows. RULE #4: YOUR MOM Trust NO ONE. Not even your Mom(Even if your friends think she's hot) RULE #5: HAVE A BURNING DESIRE Zombies hate fire. Learn to make fire with everyday objects. RULE #6: WEAR PROTECTION Avoid all Zombie fluids. YUCK! RULE #7: WEAR SUNGLASSES A nice pair of shades always looks cool and will protect your eyes. RULE #8:RUN FOR YOUR LIFE Stay fit and fast. Most Zombies run like the chubby kid in your third grade class RULE #9: BATTER UP Zombie down. Keep a large, blunt object nearby and be ready to swing at all times. A bat, crowbar of sturdy tree limb usually works nicely. RULE #10: NO BRAIN NO PAIN Decapitating a Zombie is best but kind of gross. Key is to destroy the brain stem RULE #11: BEWARE OF BUSH Stay clear of bushes and shrubbery in general RULE #12: STAGGER AND DROOL Learn to sagger, lumber and drool. Make Zombies think you're one of them. Just pretend you're a gym teacher. RULE #13: CLICHÉ IS OK Always check closets and under beds before relaxing in front of the tv. RULE #14: BOOBIES ARE GOOD Set up booby traps as warnings an alerts: Trip wires and rattling cans are a good idea RULE #15: SLIPPERY KNOBS Try putting Vaseline on doorknobs. Zombies get frustrated RULE #16: NICE TO MEAT YOU Always leave raw meat out in the open to distract Zombies. Better they eat it than you. RULE #17: ALWAYS WASH YOUR HANDS Hey, maybe your Mom was right! RULE #18: OBJECTS IN MIRRORS Check backseats before buckling in RULE #19ON'T GET MAULED Avoid populated areas like shopping malls and movie theatres. To a Zombie, those are an ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT Buffet RULE #20:GO ALL THE WAY A wounded Zombie is not a dead Zombie