By demand the short story I posted on another thread has its own now, what's your pimd short story? It's the morning I just woke up in the middle of a club with a party in full swing, nothing new really, I look around the club and see some new face's, as usual I see manny flirting with the ladies, such a playa, and and trying to find his dream man, which happens to be roti As I always do in the morning, I pop my head out the back of the club to check on my minions, make sure they haven't caused any trouble. I paid good money for them too, they had better behave or I'll have to sell them off to some one else. Then I stick my head out of the window to look out into the streets, again nothing new to see, just some people walking around advertising their club's, homeless people begging for money, to be hired for a job, for pugs, and for some strange reason, some begging for T-Rex's. I ask the mayor how many speakers I have left, he tells me I have only 7 left, strange, I thought I only had 2 left last night, maybe someone dropped 5 into the wrong place I search the packed filled streets, looking to spot any one I know, or hope some one spots me, sadly today I didn't see any one, so I made my way over to my house for a few minutes, to see on my wall people have hanged up some question's, art, and advertisement's, the foolish people left their contact details, so I guess it was best I answered the question's. I see a army of people had snuck into my house and block the way to my computer to check my letter box, I just skip over them and step on their face's, nice right?? I read the countless love letters, finally coming across a few questions about our town, PIMD, I take my time to reply, making sure it's understandable. Sometimes they reply after a few hours, sometimes in seconds! Like damn, the mailing system here is extraordinary fast!? I take a casual stroll to the shops, checking my supplies, I didn't need any milk, new shoes, not even a paintball gun, I had enough food still, and my items where still useable. I remember tho that I was low on speakers, so I pick up a 100 or so, and go to the check out, can you believe it? The sales-men wouldn't accept money, only diamonds! Like crying out loud, they are only speakers! You ask me why speakers are so important? Because the town is so packed you can't be heard unless you use a speaker to be heard over every one else, annoying right? I head back to the club and dance for awhile, till I am a little tired, as I rest for a bit, I take a step into the streets and look around, and I see the hero's of our town! The Hulk's! There are 5 hulks in our town, and another 4 in the town not to far away from ours. 5 you may ask? Yea I thought only one hulk was in the world, seem's he had brother's and sister's. These hulk's enforce the rules that the great ape made, the great ape owns the town, and can kick any one out at any time. The hulk's pick the residents up who break those rules, and beat them up pretty damn good, good enough for them to be quiet for a day, those who pushed their luck to much, for beat up so badly they couldn't talk for at least a month scary things aren't they? Hmm let's see, well we have 5 hulk's, one looks like an apple?? Another one is just the face of a hulk, he lost his body sadly, but still can beat up people with ease, how you ask? I have no idea Oh yes, there is one who loves bacon, so all pieces of bacon, and all pigs out there, run, do not shake what yo' mamma gave you! Just run or be eating! Then you've got one who seems to have anger issues on Wednesdays, and the last one likes to bully me verbally, she doesn't beat me up like those who break the rules. In the end they are all nice, just don't piss them off As they day pass's, I go back to the club and party, every 4-5 hours for some strange reason I get paid for partying, funny right? Have fun and be paid for it, surely the club would go broke, considering I didn't pay anything to get in. Every so often I "get hurt", and am told to visit the stunningly beautiful nurse, after a quick look at, she tell's me to touch her boob's apparently it makes me 100% new, however she has a rule can only see her maximum 6 times per party, and a maximum of 24 times a day, not only that, but she cost's a lot to get an appointment with So I "accidentally" get hurt a few times per party and see and touch her for my treatment when I can afford to. Every so often I check the back of the club and see how my minions are doing, also sometimes I take a walk to part of the town that you can talk to friends for free! I found a group of people talking about "hater's", then all of a sudden.... uʍop əpısdn pəuɹnʇ plɹoʍ ʎɯ Ⓐⓝⓓ ⓑⓤⓑⓑⓛⓨ As everything starts to straighten back out and go back the right way, I was approached by a friend, who him and I are now known as Agent J and Agent Z ? and we found this awesome flashy thingy! ?*flash* Have you been listening so far? What you forgot what I've said? Hmm odd. ? As the night draws to a close, I check the computer to see who the strongest in the town are, I see that my rank slowly moves up, and now 87th strongest I say goodnight to every one in my club, and close my eye's.....only 10 minutes later my eye's are wide open and I'm dancing in the party again It's too damn addictive! ? Now you know what happened today, can you do me a lil' fav', see this here light? Look into it ?*flash* ? Now you know nothing of what happened today
With ur personality u will always be too much... U can cut urself in a thousand tiny pieces and still be too much but that's why we love u zachy Pooh... Loved the story btw