How non-pimd players see me

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by -Ahli-LovesMike, May 29, 2013.

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    How non-pimd players see me

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    Every morning, as soon as I wake up, I reach over, grab my phone, and open pimd.. My phone is hardly ever out of my hand. From opening my eyes, to closing them at night, I'm pimding..  I don't think I'm alone in this..

    It's all well and good for other pimd players to understand why I simply MUST be able to access the game, but what about those who don't play? ?

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    People I run into at the mall these guys must assume I'm one of "those Gen Y weirdos", you know, the kind that are born with a phone in one hand, a laptop in the other, and an integrated begging system ? I shuffle around, doing my groceries with my head down, phone in hand, wandering aimlessly through aisle after aisle, forgetting what the hell I'm doing there.. ? I swear I walked past the huge milk section 3 times while bumping a tute  that said, I've never known fear like I did when I was rushing for the bus, turned a corner, and ran straight into the biggest lady I've ever seen, almost dropping my phone as I bounced off her belly  I was just another typical phone-addicted, ignorant young whippersnapper, running around in total disregard for anyone else? where were my manners? ?

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    Strangers on the bus Ahh, I've frustrated and bewildered a few of these in my year of playing pimd  I've gotten on the wrong bus only to get off a stop later.. I've given the driver the incorrect money, and had to fish out coins from the bottom of my bag, which is difficult one-handed? I've smiled like a dag for whole bus-trips at cute pm's.. I've nearly jumped out of my seat in joy at winning a war Add the random bursts of giggles, and I make for one weird bus companion ? I like to pretend other passengers think I'm slightly deranged, especially the ones sitting behind me who can't see my phone, only me staring into my lap and laughing ?

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    Friends people that don't play pimd, don't get it..  And I learned the hard way they don't wanna hear about the latest pimd gossip, or how the big, bad bully was up to their usual antics yet again this week.. They're outside the loop, and they hate it I did manage to persuade one friend to play.. She liked it for all of a day, and never opened it again? maybe I killed her with volleys, I don't know ? my bestie/housemate packed up and went home because I was awake all hours of the night warring last time we spoke, he asked if I still played.. I told him I had pimd-eloped.. We haven't spoken since?

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    Family my family tease me no end about my incessant pimding? to them, I am Gollum..  My precious.. I barely hear a word they say most days.. I'm getting very good at the standard "Uh-huh" and "Mmm" responses.. Mum likes to try and catch me out occasionally, throwing in random statements to test me - "would you like pizza for dinner?", "Uh-huh", "should I get the one with bacon and rats tails?", "yep, that sounds - whaa?" ? My sister just doesn't get it AT ALL..  Says I need to socialse..  Doesn't she realise how many people I talk to every day? Sheesh!! 

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    So, there you have it kids.. Non-pimd players see me as a technology-loving Gen Y, who is a slightly deranged, antisocial Gollum.. ? I can live with that..
     
  2.  Ahil
     
  3.  Zachy
     
  4. My family does the same to me ?
     
  5. Nice thread I like it
     
  6. I feel you although although I can't walk and pimd because i end up stopping so i leave my phone at home.
     
  7.  thanks DSK!!

    I may have to start doing that Hammy.. ?
     
  8. Love this I do most of the same and some days I think, damn I really need a life, or wait...pimd is my life 
     
  9. Ahli!!! 

    I think you nailed it Ive done countless nights of work sneaking my phone and responding to people.

    Been through many classes where I look at my notifications to see what's happening 

    Then there are times where I'm visiting my family and smile like crazy during a pm session 

    Pimd has become a way of life
     
  10. BeautifulGreen lmao!
     
  11. This is perfection  I can relate to every last detail
     
  12. Let's just say my phone NEVER leaves my side. I spend most of my day at work not working ... But rather farming, stuck in pm, trolling forums, etc  pimd for life baby  or until my friends and fam get so annoyed they smash my phone  I've been warned...on more than one occasion 
     
  13. Ahli
     
  14. G this is so perfect I think you captured out lives
     
  15. Wow we're similar Ahlie 
     
  16.  BG lmao!! I've had the same threat 

     Mike, so naughty, pimding from work and school! I guess that's one thing I don't have to worry about!! 

     thanks Tasha!

    Remy
     
  17.  thanks Anya!!

    Indeed, Moony
     
  18. Ahli
     
  19.  Niki