that awkward moment where you have to call your mom, from a grocery store, in just your boxers, because she has your emergency spare keys, and for some still yet to be undetermined reason, you woke up in your apartment building hallway, in just your boxers, locked out of your apartment.
That awkward moment when you're playing the game "never have I ever" with you're friends and someone says used a tampon, then you need to drink. But you're a guy.
That awkward moment when you call the police because you witness someone breaking into your vehicle only to realize… it wasn't yours.
Once when I was smaller my mom brought us all to the tomthumb and she got a slushy I took the opposite aisle to get candy, when I made it to the slushy station I smacked what I thought was my mom's butt with a pack of skittles and the woman turned around and I almost peed myself, so I dropped the skittles and took off for the car! But not even 30 minutes later she was at my sisters softball game...turned out she had a daughter on the Team and she retold the story every time she saw me at the games, I eventually stopped going.
That awkward moment when you walk into a parked car and have to go to the hospital to get 19 stitches cause you manage to cut yourself when you hit the car
the awkward moment when james tells you that he munts and your innocent mind thinks it means man hunt only to find out the truth.