That awkward moment when you lay down after the kids go to school and a cop opens your bedroom door because you didnt hear him knock, to tell you your kid got hit with a golf club. You jump up only to remember you are naked and he just saw all your goodies
That awkward moment when you break up with an ex for being crazy she wants to talk feeling bad you allow her to come over where she pokes holes in all your condoms. You dont notice till you meet a new girl get her to your room have it going on and dont have any nonhole condoms
When your walking through the park with your 5yr old nephew and he points out a man with dwarfism and says really loudly aww look at that cute man, can you buy me a little man he also hit a woman's ass as she was bent over and shouted out fat ass I was mortified dreading when my lg can talk properly!!
that awkward moment when you know someone is talking crap but you're too polite to tell them and just nod your head whilst day dreaming about beating them to a bloody pulphappens to me daily
That awkward moment when your 14 year old son doesn't lock the bathroom door and you walk in while he is "busy",
That awkward moment when youre leading warm up and are doing jumping jacks and go to pull down your shirt, but mistakenly pull up your shirt and flash the class…
that awkward moment when your on an 8 hour, working interview and your tampon cloggs the toilet 3 hours in...
tht awkward moment when ur 4yr old sees and old fat guy with a beard at the grocery store and says hey look its christmas very loudly
That moment when an old man says youre so beautiful you remind me of my daughter. Then moments later asks you to come home with him for some nookie
James That awkward moment when your entire arm goes numb while you're sleeping and your brother wakes you up and you scream because you think theirs an arm in your bed that doesn't belong to you