Your mumma is so fat, when she went to the Doctor, he said that she should cut down on junk food and exercise more.
Yo mommas so stupid she went to the docters and said: 'can i hav a new butt? This one has a crack in it' ahahahaha . l no im not funny
Yo momma so old her birth certificate says expired Yo momma so old she said behind Jesus in the third grade Yo momma so fat her belt is the equator