So once upon a time there was this boy named David. Ever since David was a little kid he has been reading comic books about Action Rabbi, the Jewish superhero (Jewperhero?). When David grew up, he set fire to his friends and destroyed all traces of his previous life with only one goal in mind: to become the greatest rabbi the world has ever seen. He trained for twenty years in the mountains of Israel, learning karate, gunplay, and Hebrew. Then, once his training was complete, he returned home, and Rabbi Rabinowitz was born. THEEND.
Fun fact: Gumi has never met a Jew IRL. Which makes me even less eligibubble to post a slightly anti-Semitic story. Heh.