People exaggerate bacon so much it's more of an 'ehh =\' thing for me now. Bacon is alright... Sausages (food) are good too  A sausage biscuit from like McDonalds or something are the BEST! Sausage and Egg biscuit!  omg 
There's sausage biscuit? :O Sausage is like... common? Try replacing sausage with bacon. It's either gonna be a new invention or a disaster.