That awkward/annoying moment when.. you're sitting on your couch, just innocently watching tv. When all of a sudden you hear a knock on the door. You look out the window, and.. Oh god! It's the church selling candy! Shit! You accidentally forget to fix the curtains, so they can obviously see you! DAMN! So you see them peeping through the window, and you crawl under the window to slowing close the curtains. When, BOOM, you hear a little brat call out "We know you're home!" I hate that! That was my awkward/annoying moment story. Now I want to hear some of yours, so I don't sound like such a bad person.
When someone posts a story extremely similar to an episode of Phineas and Ferb. It's like the one where Dr. Doof is sitting in his chair and the FireSide girls sell him cupcakes.
Yea! He even describes the girls kindly looking through his window with their cute eyes! It's the one with the broccoli machine where Phineas and Ferb help Candace become a fireside girl to be able to get into a concert... Eh? Eh?
The fireside girls? It's all coming back to me now. I remember something about a broccoli rollercoster, and cupcakes.
Yeah ok here's mine One day I said hmmm ill go outside to sir and read a book on my balcony looking out on the lake. I get one foot out the door plus my head and I'm like shit! Jehovah's witnesses walked by knocking door to door and started heading up my stairs. No I did not answer the door, but they new I was inside. Needless to say I never went on the balcony again that day afraid another set of them might come by with their pamphlets.
The next time a Jehovah witness knocks on your door,just knock back at them from the inside.It freaks them out and it is funny as hell.