yo momma jokes

Yo mamas like a stopsign;shes on every corner

 

Yo mamas like a stop sign; shes on every corner

 

Yo mammas ass is so hairy you can see king kong pop out and say"ONLY IN AMERICA!!" LMFAO

 

Yo momma so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!!!… idk if this one has been said or not

 

Yo momma is so ugly she made the joker stop smiling

Yo momma is so stupid she got hit by a parked car

 

You momma us so cuddly that puppies watch videos of her

 

Yo mama so fat she stood in the street and got a ticket for double parking

 

Ur mums so fat not even Dora can explore her

 

Yo momma is so beautiful she's like the Mona Lisa

 

Yo momma so bright she has lamps in every room...  I cannot make a joke if my life depended on it.

 

Yo momas so ugly that she scared the incredible hulk

 

Yo mommas so fat that when she gets on an escalator it stops....(i know,i know,im not funny)

 

Yo momma so nice she gave me some skittles

 

yo momma so wack she called tow man to host ur wedding

 

Yo momma so caring She took an arrow to the knee for me

 

Yo mamas so ugly that when she was born her mama said hloy sh** this aint my baby! Lol

 

Yo mamas so fat her id picture says "continued on the back...."

 

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