5b DV

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by -Herrera_esque-, May 10, 2013.

  1. hey baby are yu a bomb? Because yu just blew me away
     
  2. Hey baby, what's the story with yur digits?
     
  3. How do you spell Love? i only got 5 fingers! Hah 
     
  4. Do you work at subway? Because your giving me a footlong
     
  5. nice shoes. wana ____

    Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cuz i see me in your pants.

    are you tired? cuz youve been.runnin through my mind all day.

    And the oldest one ever.....
    Did it hurt? when you fell from heaven.
     
  6. girl: wana play a game?
    Guy: sure, lets play zombies.
    Girl: ok. Ill lay here and you eat me.

    youre welcome girls for that one.
     
  7. The winner goes to... Italian stud