Did you just fall from heaven? Because your face is fucked up! --------------------------------------- Nice shoes. Wanna bang? ------------------------------------------- Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Do you even know what I said? Girl: Yes. You said 'will you go out with me?' Boy: Yes, Yes I will.
27. You look like a girl that has heard every line in the book, so what's one more going to hurt? 28. F** me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda? 29. I love every bone in your body -especially mine 30. Excuse me, do you wanna fuck, or should I apologize? 31. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away 32. Do you want to dance, No? Well I guess a fuck is out of the question 33. Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead? 34. I lost my bed, can I borrow yours? 35. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy 36. My recipe for love is one cup of you, one cup of me, knead till hard, and serve hot 37. Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long 38. You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala 39. Hey baby, I'm like American Express, you don't want to leave home without me 40. Do you have a quarter? My mother told me to call home when I met the girl of my dreams 41. The word for the night is legs, lets go back to my room and spread the word 42. Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, or yield? 43. Hi my name is _______, remember it, cause you'll be screaming it all night long 44. I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room 45. Was your dad a farmer? Cause you sure have great melons 46. Want to play conductor?? You be the engineer and I'll go.... Choo choo 47. You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that. 48. The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue 49. Guy: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?" Girl: "Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore" 50. Hi, my name is Skippy, like the peanut butter I stick to the roof of your mouth 51. Hi, my name is Pogo, want to jump on my stick? Do You Have Any Jokes I Can Use
or Boy: Hey do you like apples? Girl: Yes/No Boy:How about i take you home and fuck your brains out and see how you like them apples
Are u a parking ticketcause' ya got fine written all over u Do I smell something burnin'?or are ya just smoking hot? My name's Mr RightI heard u were looking for me? Do u know CPR?Coz u just took my heart away If I followed u home,will u accept me?
Excuse me, do you want to shag? Or should I just apologize? Can I buy you a drink? Or do you just want the money?
Hey, I'm new in town. Could you give me the directions to your place? If you jingle my bells, I promise you a white Christmas.