Hand the person a key "Here's the key to my heart, don't lose it" (The funny thing is, my friend actually bought a novelty key and was joking about that..."
You must be in Hufflepuff because I heard you let every witch Slytherin. May I enter your chamber of secrets? Who needs Engorgio when I've got you? Props to you if you get that one
Are you from the army? Cause you make me stand at attention awful, yes, but I only just thought of it
1. Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here! 2. Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let's go screw 3. Just call me milk, I'll do your body good 4. Your body's name must be visa, because it's everywhere I want to be 5. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money? 6. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock 7. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you 8. My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going 9. That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too 10. Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way right away 11. I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it 12. I enjoy doing maintenance, you look like someone I would like to "tinker" around with 13. You must be from Pearl Harbor, cause baby you're the Bomb 14. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous 15. Is that Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants. 16. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one? 17. Wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter 18. Wanna Play House? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long 19. If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon 20. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag 21. If you were a car, I'd wax you and ride you all over town 22. Guy: "Would you like to dance?" Girl: "I don't care for this song and surely wouldn't dance with you" Guy: "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants" 23. Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I've seem to have lost mine 24. I look good on you 25. I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house 26. If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the Holidays?