Long story short

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by *-Troll- (01), May 9, 2013.

  1. If your not a lazy ass person read this thread and you may just enjoy yourself


    So I was walking to the store
    I wanted some chips so I bought chips
    And a soda and it was a 3 dollar bag and a 2 litter soda
    Well I was riding a bike so when I tried to drive the bag busted open so I had to walk
    I will never do that again

    Long Story Short:
    I have big head and little arms
     
  2. For the people who don't understand
    This is a game

    You post a fake story
    And at the end
    Tell us the morale of the story
    Say Long story short:


    I hope you enjoyed

    Or not
    Idc
     
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  4. So I was tall.


    Long story short: Don't eat potatoes with a spoon. :(
     
  5.  So I was robbing a bank yesterday.


    Long story short: You can't cook toast in a microwave.
     
  6. So i drove to the strip club i saw my mom there working. She asked why i wasn't at home. Then spanked me for being out past curfew.

    Long story short:
    All spankings from strippers aren't sexy
     
  7. ^Is that right?
     
  8. I was at the zoo yesterday and got stung by a bee.

    Long story short: warlocks are terrible dancers.
     
  9. cindy is awesome

    Long story short:

    Not all unicorns are innocent
     
  10. Is this short story short?
    No
     
  11. Walking down the street
    Texting while driving
    As I click ok.must app
    A car hits me
    I shout out the statefarm jingle

    But no one replies
    The guy who hits me says more people go with allstate
    I wish I would've knew earlier

    Long story short:
    Only you can prevent forrest fires
     
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  13. There was a cat and a mouse
    The cat and the mouse are friends
    The mouse ate the cheese and the cat
    Ate the mouse and the mouse died
    And the cat was full

    Moral:
    Dont trust anyone
     
  14. there once was a man and a canary

    the man realized that he was very hairy

    so he stripped down and shaved all around

    oops, he shaved the canary



    moral of the story: dont drink and drive. the odds of you hitting a bump and spilling your drink is very likely now adays
     
  15. So,I was tlking to my friend until I looked down and my shoe laces were untied so i turned my back and as I was about to tie my shoe I fell down in the dirt

    LoNg StOrY ShOrT:Dont trust ur friends when you have ur back turnedツ

    And I suck at this
     
  16. So my wife said she wished I would see things from her point of view...


    Long Story Short:
    I looked out the kitchen window
     
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