If your not a lazy ass person read this thread and you may just enjoy yourself So I was walking to the store I wanted some chips so I bought chips And a soda and it was a 3 dollar bag and a 2 litter soda Well I was riding a bike so when I tried to drive the bag busted open so I had to walk I will never do that again Long Story Short: I have big head and little arms
For the people who don't understand This is a game You post a fake story And at the end Tell us the morale of the story Say Long story short: I hope you enjoyed Or not Idc
So i drove to the strip club i saw my mom there working. She asked why i wasn't at home. Then spanked me for being out past curfew. Long story short: All spankings from strippers aren't sexy
Walking down the street Texting while driving As I click ok.must app A car hits me I shout out the statefarm jingle But no one replies The guy who hits me says more people go with allstate I wish I would've knew earlier Long story short: Only you can prevent forrest fires
There was a cat and a mouse The cat and the mouse are friends The mouse ate the cheese and the cat Ate the mouse and the mouse died And the cat was full Moral: Dont trust anyone
there once was a man and a canary the man realized that he was very hairy so he stripped down and shaved all around oops, he shaved the canary moral of the story: dont drink and drive. the odds of you hitting a bump and spilling your drink is very likely now adays
So,I was tlking to my friend until I looked down and my shoe laces were untied so i turned my back and as I was about to tie my shoe I fell down in the dirt LoNg StOrY ShOrTont trust ur friends when you have ur back turnedツ And I suck at this
So my wife said she wished I would see things from her point of view... Long Story Short: I looked out the kitchen window