yo momma jokes

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by ChickeNuggets2, Apr 10, 2013.

  1. This thread was made on my birthday lol
     
  2. Yo momma so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals
     
  3. Yo mama so fat, that we're all very concerned about her health.
     
  4. Yo momma so nasty she went swimming and now we have the dead sea
     
  5. Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!
     
  6. Yo momma so stupid, she told a "yo momma" joke...to you!
     
  7. Yo momma so ugly even bob the builder said we can't fix it
     
  8. Oooh,I got one…
     
  9. Yo mama so ugly she makes onions cry !!!ツ was that a good one? Cause I am bad at telling jokes
     
  10. Lol tats not bad
     
  11. Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing
     
  12. Yo momma so ugly the camera couldn't even take a picture of her
     
  13. Yo mommas teeth are so yellow wen she smiles the traffic slows down
     
  14. Yo mamma so gangsta she shot president bush in his butt
     
  15. Your Momma is so stupid she laughed at all these yo momma jokes
     
  16. Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her
     
  17. yo mama so fat that when people go outside they say"dam what the hell happend to the sun"lol
     
  18. Yo mama so fat i need a gps to get around her!:)
     
  19. Yo momma so damn ugly her feet are like romneys face
     
  20. Yo mama so black that the cops shot at her the bullet came back