Comedy Central : PIMD Edition hey guys. So I'm doing this thing called Comedy Central pimd edition. Ill be posting jokes from different comedians daily, hourly, whenever. sooo ya , feel free to post your own, but remember to keep it appropriate and follow that ToU. Kevin Hart I think if you get kicked in the face you deserved it because that means that you watched the foot come to your face. Katt Williams Some of yall ladies is looking for an 100% good guy, and I had a meeting with all these guys in attendance tonight and established that there is no such a guy. So stop looking for him. Some of yall had a 98% guy and yall got rid of him for 2% now you siting next to a 71% guy hoping he upgrade. Jo Koy I’m living with a crazy midget. Crazy people talk to themselves, laugh at their own jokes and poop themselves. That’s my son DL Hughley Did you ever have the police follow you for so long, that you get suspicious about your own goddamn self? "Maybe I did kill them people." remember guys, I did change some of the words to make it more appropriate so make sure to do the same. Love y'all ever Strawberry out
Rodney Dangerfield "I went to my psychologist today and he told me I'm crazy. I asked for a second opinion and he said, 'Ok, you're ugly too'"
Kelon " Women are like tornados they moan loud as he'll when they come and take everything when they leave"