pimd bordom 

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by -CABLE-, May 7, 2013.

  1. A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place:

    Man: What's the problem officer?

    Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.

    Man: No sir, I was going 65.

    Wife: Oh Harry. You were going 80.

    (Man gives his wife a dirty look.)

    Cop: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.

    Man: Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!

    Wife: Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks.

    (Man gives his wife a dirty look.)

    Cop: I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.

    Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.

    Wife: Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt.

    Man: Shut your mouth, woman!

    Cop: Ma'am, does your husband always talk to you this way?

    Wife: No, only when he's drunk.

    Im going to post a joker everyday just to kill some pimd bordom


    Pit out 
     
  2. oh man, never saw that coming
     
  3. Your thread does not connect — its subject and content.

    You must think of another title.
    Bring some attractive things like emojis on the top or anything to make attention of readers to read your 'fancy' jokes.
     
  4. sorry never post in forums thanks for the feedback tho ツ
     
  5. I love you
    Thank you
     
  6. Agree with Daisuke on title...

    But 
     
  7. sorry was the first one didnt think much about the title 
     
  8. They are haters

    Your title is perfect
     
  9. kelon no.1 troll 
     
  10. Do what YOU like
    Don't worry about everyone else
     
  11.  I'am just giving an opinion/feedback to OP so he can do more better next time. Think before you always speak, chimpanzee.
     
  12. I liked the joke!it was funny!



    But like some others said you could have had another title, because when opening this I was expecting it to be a rant about how bored you are... Im glad its notand i like the joke, but thats what i thought it would be.


    For your next one maybe name it something like "Killing boredom with jokes"
     
  13. thanks guys ツ
     
  14. Kelon is a 4th world minded. He will just vice versa it. Uses sarcasm and shit.

    Anyways, good joke. You just released some of my bad mood. 
     
  15. I want even being sarcastic lol
     
  16. I don't want to say the whole word I was saying to you but instead of sarcastic, making OP dumb. Like you.
     
  17. Anyways, I'am not into arguments and will leave this thread thus it already became off topic and ran its course.
     
  18. Your trying to be a philosopher now? Haha