omg!!!! 

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by HeroDerp_, May 6, 2013.

  1. I... I don't have long left. These are my last minutes, but it puts me to rest knowing that maybe I could save you.

    Let me tell you how it happened I was at a second hand store one day, looking for some cool antiques, when I came across a weird looking star shaped item. I picked it up, and inquired the store clerk about it. He said he didn't know much about it, and a mysterious looking man brought it in. He didn't want anything for it. Then he left the shop.

    So I bought this weird looking star thing for $20. I thought it would be worth more on eBay or just a cool thing to put on my wall. But boy was I WRONG! I started hearing weird noises in the night. But I thought nothing of it, maybe it was my pet cat.

    I woke up one night because I was thirsty. I began walking down the stairs, but then I heard more noises. I made it to my kitchen when I saw a dark figure in the center of the room. It was my cat. I went back to bed. When I woke up... He was staring at me.



    (He just wanted food btw)
     
  2. Cats 
     
  3. worse story ever!
     
  4. I dunno, the bit about the cat...scary stuff
     
  5. IMG did it eat you
     
  6. You wasted $20 on something the guy would've given to you for $5?!
     
  7. We just got trolled . Haha. I enjoyed
     
  8. Omg* just realized my typo
     
  9. Yup.. 
     
  10. My Dad would've killed you for not haggling!
     
  11. How come I would be eaten since I'm bigger than the cat. 
     
  12. The cat was hungry?
     
  13. That story just changed my whole point of view on life
     
  14. Definitely hungry

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  15. Wow that's why I leave food out for mine
     
  16. Thats why I dont buy ninja stars ._.