Hello. Today, I will be addressing an important topic. It might have a negative effect or positive, but it's time I tell my secret. I've been playing since 9-22-12. I've met a few people who I have not been entirely honest with. Here goes nothin'... Ever since I saw the Volleyball Captain avatar, I've been covering myself in soap and making fart noises with my armpit. There is something about his socks that get me going.. Sincerely, Jake.